As you could probably guess from my silence on the matter, my “Grapes of Wrath” inspired list for McSweeneys.net failed to make the cut. They’re a mercurial bunch over at McSweeney’s, one minute going for highbrow literary references and the next opting for Yiddish punnery. But my mission continues.
Therefore, I present my latest list:
How Justin Timberlake is Bringing Sexy Back
On a slow boat from China
In the back of a 1974 Pinto station wagon
In the expandable front pocket of his Roll-A-Board
Less Cameron Diaz, more Cameron Manheim
Via FedEx 3-day economy
Later,
Fox
2 comments:
Cute post!
I'm nothing if not cute. Of course, my list was rejected by McSweeney's. They must know I'm not really that hip.
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