Merry Christmas

My wife, Pancake the Wonderdog and I are about to head out on our whirlwind Grand Christmas Caravan 2006 in which we drive to Kansas City for Christmas, then to southeast Iowa (Megan’s folks) for more Christmas, then back to KC before eventually making it back to Dallas. I’m already tired.

But before I bid adieu for 2006, I wanted to leave you with this lovely little story that I found in my inbox this morning. Like all the best stories, this one is true. It happened to my friend and A-list director (hire him) Norry Niven. Here it is, with his permission:

Yesterday evening I stopped for gas on my way home from work and noticed an old stray dog waiting outside the store. Not too close to suggest he was a pet yet just close enough and skinny enough to say he was hungry enough to be there, waiting for anything to eat. He was a large, collar-less, black dog with a mangy, soft coat and big, sweet eyes.

As I went inside to pay I hoped he'd be there long enough for me to get him a bite of something warm for dinner. I scoured the store quickly and purchased a preheated sausage in one of those gas station fried food vending areas; barely qualifying as human food, this was the easy choice.

When I returned outside there was a man, who had his dinner on a newspaper stand and was yelling at the dog to leave saying, "Get out from here dog, this is my food!" The dog started to go back into the street but I got his attention with the grub.

The man said, "Is that your dog?"

I said, "Not mine....that dog belongs to all of us."

The stray ate what I gave him in seconds as I returned to my car.

Driving away I got stopped at the light, looked across traffic and saw something that brought the spirit of the holiday back into my heart.

The man who had been screaming at the poor stray.

The man who snarled at me.

The man who stood there and saw that dog's sweet eyes and who saw how quickly he'd eaten my food.

That man was kneeling down, sharing half of his sandwich with that old, hungry, stray mutt.

And isn't that what giving is all about?

So that others will do the same and eventually the less fortunate might survive through at least one more cold, heartless, winter night.

One good deed to your fellow man, one kind act, that's all it takes.

God bless and Merry Christmas -
Norry


Merry Christmas, everyone.

Fox

The Easiest Gift You'll Ever Give

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Merry Christmas,

Fox

Shut Up and Advertise

Yes, yes, I know. Just one short day after inviting you to open your collective joyhole and shout, “Merry Christmas,” I’m now instructing you to pipe down and do some advertising. Well, remain calm. I’m not speaking to all of you.

I’m speaking to the over-thinkers, the focus group wonks, the what-iffers and what-elsers that can’t seem to get out of their own way and actually run a decent ad. Or any ad, for that matter.

You know who you are.

Here’s a newsflash: Advertising is not hard. It’s not easy, no, but it’s not nearly as difficult as some of you make it out to be. The key to creating good ads is the same as it is for running any successful business: It’s the people. Get creatives that can turn the art of commerce into artful commerce. Find account planners that really do become the voice of the consumer and not the voice of the latest research trend. Dig deep and find account people who actually love and understand advertising. They do exist. I’ve met them.

Look around your office. Do you have these people? If so, move to the second, final and most important step:

Let these people do their jobs.

This goes for owners, account directors, CDs and peers. If the only thing you do all day is sit around deconstructing the efforts of others to find the .05% of their ideas that might not work, go away. If you can only ask a creative to sell you on an idea instead of being able to sell it back to them, shut up. If think your job is to make sure an ad is bulletproof before it goes in front of the client, guess again. No ad is invincible. No ad will ever be universally loved. The only way you’ll ever get everyone to agree on an ad is when it reeks. And even then some direct mail person will scoop up the remains and send them out in a “targeted e-blast.”

I know, you know and the client knows there are infinity-plus-one ways to solve a problem. So quit trying to find the one you think is “the best” and look for one (or three) that works. Unless you never have a deadline. Then feel free to tinker all you want. The rest of us will be over here in the real world getting the job done.

If you can honestly help make an idea better, speak up. Most people – even creatives – want the end product to be as great as possible. I’ll even thank you by name when accepting my pencil. But if you’re just in it to cast doubt and aspersions and bandy about fear like a radioactive beach ball, then please, just sit there. Observe. Maybe you’ll learn something.

After all, most of us do know what we’re doing. So get out of our way, and let us do what we do best.

Advertising.


Later,

Fox

Open Your JoyHole and Shout...

Merry Christmas!

Offended yet? No? Not even a little? Must be losing my touch. Surely, if one believes the Powers That Be in the media, there is no more incendiary salutation than “Merry Christmas.” Why, the mere hint of the C-word will most assuredly send the culturally sensitive among us into apoplectic fits.

But I’m not here to discuss the larger cultural issues associated with Christmas and the repeated attacks it endures each year from the secularists. I’m here to chastise advertisers who refuse to acknowledge the holiday even exists anymore.

Holiday trees. Holiday decorations. Holiday shopping. Holiday get-togethers. Holiday sales. Come one! Come all! It’s the Generic Holiday Season! Buy our stuff!

Here’s my one point: if you don’t mind making 40% of your profits during one six-week period; if you don’t mind advertising sale upon sale and having extended hours during the month of December; if you have no problem decking the aisles with red and green while accepting consumers’ green at the register; if, in other words, you have no problem making money off of Christmas, then come out and say CHRISTMAS.

Who exactly are you going to offend? Hanukkah shoppers? I’ve known several dozen Jewish people in my life and not one ever threatened to smack me down for being overly jolly. Maybe the Kwanzaa gang will come after you. All 54 of them. Followers of Festivus? They party just like the rest of us.

And what if someone is offended? So what? If you really wanted to be all things to all people you should’ve gone into politics. And maybe, just maybe, that .000045% of sales you lose will be up for by shoppers who are happy to have their holiday recognized and respected instead of just ripped off for commercial purposes. Just a thought.

I promise: We Christmas shoppers will not get offended if you have a Ramadan sale. As long as you have deep discounts on flat-screen TVs.

So come on, Best Buy and Target and CompUSA! Join with Kohl’s and Wal-Mart and other merchants who finally realized that the reason their sales drop off dramatically on December 25 is because it just happens to be Christmas.

You don’t have to acknowledge that Christ is Lord. Just acknowledge that, without His birth, you’d be in a world of hurt making your numbers.

Feliz Navidad,

Fox

Lamar Hunt, 1932 - 2006

Lamar Hunt passed away last night. The owner of the Kansas City Chiefs was the architect of the American Football League, which came to be the AFC when the AFL and NFL merged. He is responsible for naming the Super Bowl (purported after the Wham-O Super Ball). More importantly, he was a good, Christian man who put others -- his family, his team, his favorite cities of Dallas and KC -- above himself. He will be missed.

For more information on Mr. Hunt, visit The Kansas City Chiefs Official Site.

Peace,

Fox

But Did He Come From Alabama?

So my buddy Mike, co-proprietor of O’Malley’s Irish Pub and the Weston Brewing Company, calls me up the other day and asks, “Who’s the weirdest person you can imagine coming into the pub and playing banjo with Bob [our usual entertainment]?”

“I dunno,” says I. “The guy who played Dauber on the hit ABC series ‘Coach’?”

“Close. Kevin Nealon.”

“Sweet. Now I’m two degrees from Kevins Bacon and Nealon.”

“Well then, Merry Christmas to you.”

“Indeed.”

Most of our conversations are like this, by the way. Although only 35%-40% feature guys named Kevin.

Later,

Fox

I Always Thought Chewbacca Was Jewish

Just watch this. If only for the opening credits. Wow.

You're welcome,

Fox

Pre-Blog Updated

Who Is Jason Fox, my insanely long biography begun years and years and years before the emergence of blogging, has been updated with entries for August - November, 2006. Enjoy. And if you waste a whole day reading it all, that's your issue.

Later,

Fox

A Date That Will Live in Shame

Sixty-five years after the attack on Pearl Harbor awoke the sleeping giant known as the United States of America, we end up here.

Someone cue Santayana.

Later,

Fox

No Comment

Actually, lots of comments. Apparently, I had turned on comment moderation whilst in some late-night stupor induced by watching one-too-many AbLoungeXL infomercials. So about 20 or so comments from the past six weeks or so were backed up in the plumbing (Google's, not mine). I've plunged them free, so rejoice or something. I dunno. There are some doozies, though, so check them out.

Later,

Fox

Bad Tagline of the Week #1

We’ll see if I actually manage to make this a weekly occurrence, but after hearing this absurd tagline on the radio this morning I just had to share. Are you ready? Are you sure? Okay.

OmniAmerican Bank is Pioneering forward.

Note the lack of a capital “F.” That’s straight from their website.

How is this awful? Let me count the ways:

1. The tagline includes the name of the company. Apparently in hopes of forcing people to remember the name – hey, you can’t remember the tagline without the name of the bank! Good call.
   
   
2. Wow, you’re moving forward? I was hoping for a more sixth-century acting banking institution.
   
   
3. Pioneering is not a verb. It’s an adjective. The bank can be pioneering, but it cannot commence with pioneering; e.g., “Hey, Bob, let’s go out pioneering at the Kit Kat Klub later.” The only form of “pioneer” that is a verb is “pioneered,” and it’s transitive. Look it up.
   
   
4. Did you see #3?

I blame this on Kinko’s. Years ago, while many of you were still tickling your non-TMX Elmos, Kinko’s ran a campaign that turned “office” into a verb. That tagline: The new way to office.

Ten years later, we end up here. Alone and weepy.

Later,

Fox